Just finished bathing,
bah, it's the shortest bath in my life,
I'm convinced lorh,
less than five minutes.
(those baths in camps are not counted,
cause they are more like washing ups)
Why leh? Cause me and my dear brother bathed,
at the same time, different toilets lah, duh,
then our house only have one big heater,
so when somehow, his side got the warm water,
and I got teh freezing water,
wahlao, even the heater is against me.
Anw, either one of us will get the warm water,
one will get the cold, if both taps are turned on at the same time.
So we will like having the most hilarious baths of out lives,
shouting at each other,
'OI! Hurry scrub your hair lah! I'm freezing!'
'Eh, you very gay leh, I bathe faster than you lah'
'Hurry up lah! Talk so much, later I on the water, then you get cold water ah!'
'Shut up lah gay! I'm bathing as fast as I can!'
HAHAHAHAS! Both of us were laughing like crazy,
although I called me gay, LOL!
Anw, I realised that sometimes I love my brother,
he is so much easier to love than my sister lah, bah.
Today, while eating dinner with my aunt,
the funniest thing happened.
Cause my mum go ask me to ask for the bill.
So I go ask, then the woman is chinese,
so I was like 'Wo yao na ge na ge na ge err, na ge bill.'
(I forgot what was Bill in chinese)
She was like, 'Bill ah, wo men zhe li mei yo Bill,
zhi yo Billy, ni zhao ta zuo mo, ta shi gay lai de,
dui nu ren mei yo xing qu.'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Omg, it was damn funny lah!
In the end, I said, 'wo yao huan qian.'
Then she handed me the bill,
the paper one, LOL!
To think I got third in class for chinese, LOL!
That woman's face looks like's Lifu's face,
when he was asked to dance tambourins(??),
this morning,
HAHAHAHAHAS!
What a funny day, LOL!
